SHOP

The shop is currently closed due to an outbreak of witches in the till

It will re-open when either:

a) The witches retreat and return to Bogotar

b) We can afford a witch control specialist such as Witch Eradicators UK

or

c) The situation worsens and the band get into the till with the witches to discuss a way to solve the infestation. In this case, heated battles may commence with a high possibility of a victory for the witches. Should this occur, the band may have to close the shop indefinitely and start again in The Free State of Crotchen - which has been designated a witch free province.